Bob and Mili go apartment hunting

Bob has been looking for new apartments. The interesting smells in this one do not seem to be abating, the mould on the walls has been diagnosed as chemical leaching and Mili is still unable to bring herself to put things on the floor for fear of contamination.
Bob searched long and hard and went to see ... ooh upwards of 6 or 7 apartments.

Bob wonders....
Should they go for the one that comes with a lead warning or the one that smells of smoke?

Mili wonders...
Which one will prevent Bob from playing Russian Roulette at the window?

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